Sunday, 11 January 2009

• Fact of Life: Guys = Complicated

  That is the common equation in most girls heads. That's not even an equation, more like some mathematical law. (i hate math). If a guy doesn't call you, it must means he doesn't care. If he says he likes you, well now you have to think....."how much?!?! Is it just a friendship like or is he saying he wants me to be his girlfriend?"
  If he gives you a compliment, you can't even accept it whole-heatedly because he must be trying to get you to do something for him.......something. If he holds your hand, great, BUT if he doesn't lace fingers?! If he breaks your record of 2month straight everyday texting, it's him trying to say he wants to break up with you. That must be what it means. must be!
  
  Well, I'm here to set us straight! (because i need to be set straight too)
  I'm not trying to defend all guys out there because some of you really are assholes and/or are trying to ignore a perfectly suitable girl. So, this is to help identify which is which....maybe
  
  SO!
  IF's list
  

  • If he says RIGHT AWAY that none of the girls before compare to you - he's blowing smoke up your ass and says that to all the girls. That early on, what does he know about you? BUT, he probably thinks he means it, so just pretend to feel touched and wait til he says it again later
    
  • If he says LATER ON (like months) that none of the girls compare to you - this time he means it. Be appreciative and don't bitch. gosh!
    
  • If he says he likes you - He does. He's saying he finds you attractive and wants to spend more of his time with you. Don't over think it, but don't belittle it either. Take it for what it is, and you'll be a whole lot happier. 
  • If he says he likes you, then leaves you for another girl (who isn't better then you) - His dick does the thinking. Just move on.
  • If he says he likes you WHILE he's with another girl - he doesn't like or respect you enough. Leave that shit alone, at least until you aren't the "other woman"
    
  • If he says you're sexy - He has imagined what you look like without your clothes....if he doesn't already know. You make him think about sex.
    
  • If he says he's gonna call you at a certain time and then doesn't - He probably just forgot or fell asleep (this is what my guy does. He's such a light weight and can't stay up late). He's not saying anything by it, not on purpose. He just honestly has a CBDD (Call Back Deficit Disorder)
    
  • If he says he's gonna "call you RIGHT back" and then doesn't- He was just trying to get off the phone with you and doesn't intend to call back..........ever

  But, Note to you, it's better not to expect call back in the first place. If he says he's going to call or call back. It's better just to not believe it. 0 disappointment.
  

  • If his texts and emails are always shorter than yours - He's a guy, you're a girl. Girls were made to be verbal and social, guys weren't. It's science, get over it.  
  • If you ask him question about himself and he doesn't ask the same questions - He just doens't know he's supposed to. It doesn't mean he's not interested in you. But, whatever your favourite color is isn't the first thing on his mind.
    

  Okay i can have what if's up here until the cows come home, but the point is. CHANCES ARE, every thing your guy does you are analyzing and trying to find an underlying cause or meaning. There isn't one. You're gonna have to simplify your mind for a second or two and realize he's a guy. To put it insultingly (to guys), Girls dumb yourself down for two seconds and stop analyzing. Be a guy!
  Also, stop running to your best friends about what they think. If the friends aren't guys, they're worthless.
  
  *This is all very general. Every guy is different. But, most girls will think things to DEATH and will usually turn out to be false. So, stop it. It's not what you think!*
  

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